"he looks weird on this pic but i swear he is hot" a novel by me
i’m actually really glad i saw this, wow
That last one is priceless
i’m like a bitter old man except i’m a teenage girl
"reporting sexual harassment can ruin someones career" YEAH WELL SEXUAL HARASSMENT CAN RUIN SOMEONES LIFE
d... d... d...
...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
*guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
i wish i knew what you were thinking
i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog
maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad